Posts Tagged ‘warfare’
surprise attack on the boss
Filing through some of the important documents of the day, Tony is unwittingly made the victim of a surprise missile attack.
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Modern Warfare 2 Cops N’ Robbers Gameplay w/ Commentary
This is a new video of me and my friend cole playing cops n robbers with a few other friends. this is just a small segment of the entire game. we played around 30 rounds of search and destroy for cops n robbers. we did live commentary because this was taken from my camera in one shot.
how to play: the robbers have to have a sniper rifle and a semi auto pistol. cops have a riot shield and a shotty. the robbers can only kill the cops with explosives, throwing knives etc. the cops arent supposed to kill the robbers unless the robbers plant the bomb. then they are allowed to shoot on sight. the cops objective is to tell the robber to get down and get the robber to the jail. the map to play this on is favela. there is a small cubicle that is used as the jail on top of one of the buildings.
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Chemical weapons Prevention & detection PART 2 TOTAL FILM 09 15 min
chemical weapons Prevention & detection PART 2 TOTAL FILM 09 15 min
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Sonic Grenade
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Pull the pin and toss the Sonic Grenade toward your target. After 20 seconds, the alarm will sound continuously. Squeeze the handle and insert the pin to disable the device and turn off the sound. The Sonic Grenade features three pitches of skull shattering sound. Use it to disrupt pointless meetings and wake up teenagers. Hide it in a co-worker’s cubicle and delight in their panic as they scramble to find the source of the sound.
Requires 3 AAA batteries which are not included. Note: This is not a Toy. It is a weapon of mass annoyance.
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Re: Eternal Sock Monkey Revenge (Cubicle Prank)
Make sure you watch the original video first to help understand this video.. Tabitha’s Response to her cubicle, what I find funny is that the same day she brought in a Rolly Polly Bug which started the whole ordeal!!
Hope you guys enjoy! Ton of hugs Mel
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Eternal Sock Monkey Revenge (Cubicle Prank)
Recently a co-worker decided to play a prank on me by hanging my be-loved co-worker. This lead to a path of Cubicle War-Fare.
Text messages between ESM (Eternal Sock Monkey) and Tabitha
The following text messages took place on July 16, 2008
ESM — You desecrated the Sock Monkey… a terrible fate will befall you!
Tab — LLLOOOOLLLL!!! Who is this.
ESM – A terrible fate… I am the all knowing and all seeing… you have been warned!
Tab – Sounds like someone from Melissa’s camp. Well we have pics of his hanging if the “All Seeing” wants a closer look…they’re great!!
ESM — Pics are not necessary. I know what you did to me… I will return and take my revenge!
Tab — Bring it on, Wal-Mart has plenty bags! Also, how the does a Monkey Sock Puppet get a cell phone contract?
ESM — Puppet I am not! The all knowing, all seeing Sock Monkey is an eternal creation of your Evil Deeds! I am invincible!
Tab — Invincible, yet u have to text me?…why not just materialize
ESM — Gotta keep you guessing and wondering. Only time will reveal my truth
Tab — Go 2 sleep.LOL
ESM — Eternal Sock Monkies don’t require sleep. Weak human! I’ll be watching you…
Tab — Well you weren’t so eternal when u were swingin by your neck from Mel’s cubicle…
ESM — Evil breeds evil. You made me eternal… now you will live to regret it! Ha Ha Hoo Hoo HE HEEH!
Tab — No, evil people hang monkey sock puppets and not a dam thing sock puppets can do. The only thing that will be eternal will be your humiliation…
ESM — Perfect.. underestimation the greatest weakness of all
Tab — Overcalculation of ones ability is another…shouldn’t you be on someones foot stuck in a shoe somewhere?
ESM — Have you checked your shoes recently?
Tab — Have you checked your neck recently?
ESM — Unfortunately Eternal Sock Monkey does not have Eternal Cell Phone Battery. But I will be watching you! Closely!
The following text message took place July 17
ESM — I see you working… E.S.M.
Tab — I see you hangin
Tab — The scary thing is, you sent me a text at the very second I googled Monkey Sock Puppet and Mel an email about you…
ESM — I told you I would be watching! Soon I will have my revenge!
Tab — Bring it on ESM!
ESM — Soon…
Tab — I scorn you, and laugh in your sewn face!
Tab – spit
ESM – Hows your lunch? It has been pleasant not hearing your loud noisy flip flops.
Hours later —
ESM – Hmmm… are you scared? I haven’t heard from you in a while…
Tab — No some of us work 4 a livin
ESM — I had a job protecting the DEC Planning Bin until I was hanged… Mmmmmm.. Revenge!
Tab — Well now u are dead… so perform those duties.
ESM — Not dead. Undead. And my new job is… yep, you guessed it… REVENGE!
Tab — Oh ok. Whyen are u gonna stop talking about it and start bein about it!
ESM — Getting anxious, are we? Soon.. real soon.
Tab — Ha ha ha. I laugh at your threats and do not take them seriously. BTW, I got the note u left on my car, next time get under it and wait 4 me.
~ Side note note on car was not left on Tabitha’s car. This was done by another co-
worker.
ESM — Keep laughing.. Ha Ha Hoo Hoooo He HEEE
Tab — Oh trust, I will definitely keep laughing. Let me catch your butt at Soffe again and yur getn hung again!
ESM — I enjoyed your back seat much more..
Tab — I enjoyed stringin you up by your neck so much more…
ESM — My Atomic Sock Monkey Army henchman are commited to the cause.
Tab — Whatever… RELIVE YOUR PAIN!
ESM – That’s right Double T, keep on fueling the fire
Tab — I don’t know what Double T is but YOU are about to be Double D.. Double DEAD!
ESM – Undead, remember Dble T?
Tab — No
ESM – Sweet dreams… sleep VERY soundly.
Tab — I will because I am not worried. I will dream of many bloody deaths of you!
The following text message took place July 18
ESM — A new messege adorns your cubicle. Will today be the day I take my revenge?
Tab — Nope
ESM — That was just the beginning…
Tab — Bring it!
Tab — Whoa!! Well u just BRING IT! It will take more than post it notes and u don’t have the nerve! Ha ha ha. I laugh at u
ESM — Im planning, Im plotting, my revenge will leave you rotting!
ESM — Hows lunch Dble T?
Tab — Hard boiled monkey. Why do u ask?
The following text messages took place on July 19, 2008
Tab – So wat do ESM’s do on the weekend?
ESM – Getting worried, are we?
Tab – Na. Oh I took care of your blow up friend too.
ESM – I know, you keep digging your hole deeper and deeper. Revenge is sweet!
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USB Cannon – Circus Style – Shoots 10 feet!
Honestly, we’re geeking out so much about this product, we can hardly sit still to write a description. OK, so you plug this guy into your computer and then using your arrow keys and space bar, you can aim and fire at anything within 10 feet of your PC. It has pretty cool sound effects and shoots with authority.
Not only is it a ton of fun to play with, but you will cause such envy in your friends that they may try to destroy your cannon. Soldier, defend your position. Fire!
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Escape Hood Dräger DefendAIR [english]
Escape with protection against chemical, biological and nuclear agents.
In today’s political climate, emergency responders, political figures and even civilians have the possibility of encountering chemical warfare agents. A quick and safe escape can be a matter of life or death.
The DefendAIR® provides over 15 minutes of protection against chemical warfare agents, toxic industrial chemicals, and biological warfare agents. Easy to don, the DefendAIR® can be deployed in the matter of seconds. It provides respiratory-, eye- and skin protection to the user.
NIOSH Approved for Tear Gas and Particulates (P100) / Tested by TNO (Netherlands) against chemical warfare agents / Hood material passes all NATO standards for chemical warfare protection / Inner half mask provides better seal and allows voice communication / Exhalation valve reduces CO2 build-up in the mask / Provides protection to people with facial hair, eye ware, or long hair / 5-Year shelf life – maintenance free.
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AirZooka
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The AirZooka is a very cool toy that shoots a harmless blast of air up to 40 feet. That’s according to the manufacturer. To us, the AirZooka is the latest development in the surface-to-air air-cannon arms race.
And the AirZooka is winning. Attack with precision as you send a ball of air into your enemy’s desk full of papers. Expose their deceitful ways by de-coifing their toupee. Foil their attempts to rejuvenate themselves by rocketing a stiff wind at their morning coffee.
Don’t go into battle without the AirZooka.
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USB Missile Launcher: Military Style
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The USB Missile Launcher allows you to shoot foam missiles from the comfort of your desk. Cheesy co-workers are no longer safe from your assaults.
Tilt, rotate, and fire your USB Missile Launcher using only your keyboard. Included software features sound effects. Mute them for your stealth operations.
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