Duration : 0:0:19

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how to play: the robbers have to have a sniper rifle and a semi auto pistol. cops have a riot shield and a shotty. the robbers can only kill the cops with explosives, throwing knives etc. the cops arent supposed to kill the robbers unless the robbers plant the bomb. then they are allowed to shoot on sight. the cops objective is to tell the robber to get down and get the robber to the jail. the map to play this on is favela. there is a small cubicle that is used as the jail on top of one of the buildings.

Duration : 0:5:14

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Duration : 0:9:16

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Pull the pin and toss the Sonic Grenade toward your target. After 20 seconds, the alarm will sound continuously. Squeeze the handle and insert the pin to disable the device and turn off the sound. The Sonic Grenade features three pitches of skull shattering sound. Use it to disrupt pointless meetings and wake up teenagers. Hide it in a co-worker’s cubicle and delight in their panic as they scramble to find the source of the sound.

Requires 3 AAA batteries which are not included. Note: This is not a Toy. It is a weapon of mass annoyance.

Duration : 0:2:8

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Hope you guys enjoy! Ton of hugs Mel

Duration : 0:4:56

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Text messages between ESM (Eternal Sock Monkey) and Tabitha

The following text messages took place on July 16, 2008

ESM — You desecrated the Sock Monkey… a terrible fate will befall you!
Tab — LLLOOOOLLLL!!! Who is this.
ESM – A terrible fate… I am the all knowing and all seeing… you have been warned!
Tab – Sounds like someone from Melissa’s camp. Well we have pics of his hanging if the “All Seeing” wants a closer look…they’re great!!
ESM — Pics are not necessary. I know what you did to me… I will return and take my revenge!
Tab — Bring it on, Wal-Mart has plenty bags! Also, how the does a Monkey Sock Puppet get a cell phone contract?
ESM — Puppet I am not! The all knowing, all seeing Sock Monkey is an eternal creation of your Evil Deeds! I am invincible!
Tab — Invincible, yet u have to text me?…why not just materialize
ESM — Gotta keep you guessing and wondering. Only time will reveal my truth
Tab — Go 2 sleep.LOL
ESM — Eternal Sock Monkies don’t require sleep. Weak human! I’ll be watching you…
Tab — Well you weren’t so eternal when u were swingin by your neck from Mel’s cubicle…
ESM — Evil breeds evil. You made me eternal… now you will live to regret it! Ha Ha Hoo Hoo HE HEEH!
Tab — No, evil people hang monkey sock puppets and not a dam thing sock puppets can do. The only thing that will be eternal will be your humiliation…
ESM — Perfect.. underestimation the greatest weakness of all
Tab — Overcalculation of ones ability is another…shouldn’t you be on someones foot stuck in a shoe somewhere?
ESM — Have you checked your shoes recently?
Tab — Have you checked your neck recently?
ESM — Unfortunately Eternal Sock Monkey does not have Eternal Cell Phone Battery. But I will be watching you! Closely!

The following text message took place July 17

ESM — I see you working… E.S.M.
Tab — I see you hangin
Tab — The scary thing is, you sent me a text at the very second I googled Monkey Sock Puppet and Mel an email about you…
ESM — I told you I would be watching! Soon I will have my revenge!
Tab — Bring it on ESM!
ESM — Soon…
Tab — I scorn you, and laugh in your sewn face!
Tab – spit
ESM – Hows your lunch? It has been pleasant not hearing your loud noisy flip flops.

Hours later —
ESM – Hmmm… are you scared? I haven’t heard from you in a while…
Tab — No some of us work 4 a livin
ESM — I had a job protecting the DEC Planning Bin until I was hanged… Mmmmmm.. Revenge!
Tab — Well now u are dead… so perform those duties.
ESM — Not dead. Undead. And my new job is… yep, you guessed it… REVENGE!
Tab — Oh ok. Whyen are u gonna stop talking about it and start bein about it!
ESM — Getting anxious, are we? Soon.. real soon.
Tab — Ha ha ha. I laugh at your threats and do not take them seriously. BTW, I got the note u left on my car, next time get under it and wait 4 me.

~ Side note note on car was not left on Tabitha’s car. This was done by another co-
worker.

ESM — Keep laughing.. Ha Ha Hoo Hoooo He HEEE
Tab — Oh trust, I will definitely keep laughing. Let me catch your butt at Soffe again and yur getn hung again!
ESM — I enjoyed your back seat much more..
Tab — I enjoyed stringin you up by your neck so much more…
ESM — My Atomic Sock Monkey Army henchman are commited to the cause.
Tab — Whatever… RELIVE YOUR PAIN!
ESM – That’s right Double T, keep on fueling the fire
Tab — I don’t know what Double T is but YOU are about to be Double D.. Double DEAD!
ESM – Undead, remember Dble T?
Tab — No
ESM – Sweet dreams… sleep VERY soundly.
Tab — I will because I am not worried. I will dream of many bloody deaths of you!

The following text message took place July 18

ESM — A new messege adorns your cubicle. Will today be the day I take my revenge?
Tab — Nope
ESM — That was just the beginning…
Tab — Bring it!
Tab — Whoa!! Well u just BRING IT! It will take more than post it notes and u don’t have the nerve! Ha ha ha. I laugh at u
ESM — Im planning, Im plotting, my revenge will leave you rotting!
ESM — Hows lunch Dble T?
Tab — Hard boiled monkey. Why do u ask?

The following text messages took place on July 19, 2008

Tab – So wat do ESM’s do on the weekend?
ESM – Getting worried, are we?
Tab – Na. Oh I took care of your blow up friend too.
ESM – I know, you keep digging your hole deeper and deeper. Revenge is sweet!

Duration : 0:5:40

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Not only is it a ton of fun to play with, but you will cause such envy in your friends that they may try to destroy your cannon. Soldier, defend your position. Fire!

If you’d like to purchase the USB Circus Cannon, please visit us at:
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/usb-cannon.cfm?adid=youtube

Duration : 0:1:5

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Duration : 0:9:56

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The AirZooka is a very cool toy that shoots a harmless blast of air up to 40 feet. That’s according to the manufacturer. To us, the AirZooka is the latest development in the surface-to-air air-cannon arms race.

And the AirZooka is winning. Attack with precision as you send a ball of air into your enemy’s desk full of papers. Expose their deceitful ways by de-coifing their toupee. Foil their attempts to rejuvenate themselves by rocketing a stiff wind at their morning coffee.

Don’t go into battle without the AirZooka.

Duration : 0:1:37

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The USB Missile Launcher allows you to shoot foam missiles from the comfort of your desk. Cheesy co-workers are no longer safe from your assaults.

Tilt, rotate, and fire your USB Missile Launcher using only your keyboard. Included software features sound effects. Mute them for your stealth operations.

Duration : 0:1:32

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